Banter thread

Well since louby has said shes getting confused

Post all your banter etc in here

oh and hellllllllllloooooooooooo everyone

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Nicky, you did all *waves hands around* this all for me! I am touched (shurrup Phil, Beaky, mac and last but no means least Ghost)

Have you got any sun down there, someone seems to have nicked mine

just starting to come through where i am still cold though

Tis easy for a 'lady' to become easily confused isnt it.....thick as pigsquitt are women

Touched by whom or what my dear....

paul.s wrote:

just starting to come through where i am still cold though

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! Paul there is a strange man in your avatar!!!

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Tis easy for a 'lady' to become easily confused isnt it.....thick as pigsquitt are women

Touched by whom or what my dear....

Ah we can't be that thick my darlin' one word and we can have you drooling, begging or standing to attention
as for being touched lol, I was touched by the good ship loon. It was a memorable moment, one I shall never forget until the day I...... Ooooooo choccie biccies .... now what was I talking about, oh yes Xmoose and what to get Joe.

pleasure hun xx

beaky shut up or i will whip your arse

the weathers ok dry but cloudy no sun here love

Oooo we can say arse!!!

arse arse arse arse ..... and one more for good measure a great big fat wobbley ARSE!!

I shall go stand in the naughty corner now

NICKY wrote:

beaky shut up or i will whip your arse

You and whose army......

Her and her big girl's blouse army.................That's what..

Ooooo Tone you is cruising....

and I will have you know that Nicky and her big blouse army could whupp butt big time, well Nicky and her big blouse army and their whips and sticks

oh beaky and you tone

little boys making so much noise again i see

why does Rolf harris come to mind?

Louby wrote:

I was touched by the good ship loon.

Is that the one the pirates have nicked?

Never know our luck, Louby mayy still be on-board

No the good ship loon only carrys fruit and nuts, not fuel.

Oi you want me nicked but but *sniff* I shall get Cap'in Jack onto you !!! I will you know.

Soz Loub, I didn#t really want you nicked hun



Kicked however is a TOTALLY different story

I'll be the one to do the kicking thankyou, shin kicking is my speciality, I have super dooper hobnailed reinforced steel toed shin kickers yes I said kickers not Knickers before Phil says.

I wonder if Louby has ever tried putting her kickers on in place of her knickers? What would be getting in a twist then

ah but what would happen if I put my knickers on in place of my kickers, I wouldn't be able to walk and constantly fall flat on my face!

hula hoop anyone? and will someone please tell me why I am trying to give up ciggies? I wanna ciggie *sob*

Louby wrote:

ah but what would happen if I put my knickers on in place of my kickers, I wouldn't be able to walk and constantly fall flat on my face!

So what would be different then dear

Me an Tone would kick the pair of yers into next f'cookin week.....blindfolded,tied up and pointing in the wrong direction....(ps that us btw )

Beaky wrote:

So what would be different the n dear

Well I can't help it boobs too big feet too small *















*Tis might be a tinsy winsy little porky pie, as my feet aren't small.

Top heavy are we

Bit like me....except its my brain wot is eaviest

Tis it waterlogged darlin' ?