Your ideal day

So what would be your ideal day ?
What would you do ?
Where would you go?

Dissapear up into Scotland somewhere in the middle of nowhere with just me missus,her daughter and the dogs

Get away from people (because shortly im going to kill somebody ) Burn the job centre (as they are a waste of space...I mean a £960pm mortgage and they wont give me nowt ) Divvy Dave and shelia spread yer legs in front of me get a roof over their heads and even all 17 of their illigitement bostard kids are wearing brand new Nike tracksuits and Lacoste trainers running round like common little gorbshoots Contribution based benefits...how come these twarts aint never done a tap in their meaningless little lives but get ALL these benefits Ive worked for 15 years,payed me dues,im registered on the sick at the moment (for reasons some of you know ) yet im entitled to virtually nothing.......

Sorry for the rant...just had enough of this country and the rodents that inhabit it.......

Other than that im having a fine day thanks Nicky

Your not alone Beaky lad , but your on a loosing battle field mate .

My ideal day

beaky big hugs for you hun

waking up

A days fishing with ermm

*Dave* wrote:

A days fishing with ermm

me

Mark wrote:

*Dave* wrote:

A days fishing with ermm

me

Yes so I can show how to get it right ,

Think again

*Dave* wrote:

A days fishing with ermm

With me me me me me

NICKY wrote:

*Dave* wrote:

A days fishing with ermm

With me me me me me

Once again I can teach you how to get it right
but yes you guest right , only so you can make the tea and sort the hamper out

woo hoo


ok i can do that

Quote :

Ok I can do that

Sounds like a quote from boys from the black stuff
giz us a job

Your hired Nicky ,

yeah i got the job ,, i got the job ,,, i got the job ,,,
woo hoo woo hoo

OK things I didn't disclose ,
1 flight to barbadus
2 golden sands
ticket for me plus helper {you}
for at week , sun sea and fishing

Your ideal day has become a week