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Am too! I am not a paid up member because they think I am soo special they gave me an honoury membership! so there.
I am also a fully paid up memeber of the lid lickers club

OK then whats the 3 'official' tests of Lickerness you have to pass then...?

Aaaaaahhh got you here

Rimlicker more like

1) to be able to lick a window regardless of cleanliness

2) that you are able to click a window without getting hand prints on the window
3) That you are able to lick a window without getting stuck to the window like a Garfield sucker toy, as you would be regarded a sucker rather than a licker.

FAILED THE TEST

1...Tho shalt drink 15 cans of Stella Artois and then eat a stupidly hot curry without crying at all (sweat is allowed but only from the forehead)

2...Tho shalt fish incredibly huge meres with hardly any bloody fish in (less than 20) and say it's enjoyable and fun.

3...(And this IS the test) Tho shalt be well hard and abusive to enemys but love those closest to you...this is how TRUE Lickers Love is put to the test,its like a family is being a LICKER

Pah that's not the Lickers test, thats a carpfishermans code and the army come to think about it!

Fake...pretend Licker...you couldnt lick ice cream off a cone woman

Am soooo not *stomps foot*

Am so.... 'stamps feet harder'

Don't do that, you will send a shock wave up through your leg to your hip and back which will windle its way to your poorly rib. Now shush.

Dont care...ive had my super duper drugs so

Besides ive got 55lb of Staffy wanting a bit of my bacon buttie...so your gonna have to be put on hold for now...the little beggars dribbling....just like Ghost when he dreams about wearing womens clothes and makeup

You have bacon butties and you are not sharing them with us, now that is just cricket .

'isnt' cricket my dear...'isnt' dopey moo

Dooooooooooooh! I knew when I typed it, it didn't look right!
dosey sodding trout aren't I lol....

Yup....

I am very proud of that fact too, I wouldn't be me if I wasn't dopey or stooooopid