A bit of fun get a new name

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if you are honest, and have a sense of humor then follow the instructions to find your new name.

Once you have your new name, post it below.

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The following in an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey.

The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So -

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gadget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = bootie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tootie

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

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Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:


a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

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Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:


a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = biscuits

o = hiney

p = chunks

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

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Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts; William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits, and Tony Blair's is Zippy Liverlips!

ok heres mine


buttercup bubbleface

squeezit =Bubble

strange this mine came out as "blue zulu"

poopsie cootie nose

Here is mine

Poopsie chicken biscuits....

dont sound right...

Dinky bubble humpadinck!!!!!!!

now this is fun

come you lot lets have yours

squeezit =Bubble ….. sounds like a teenage problem!

"bluezulu"

buttercup bubbleface …. sweet!

poopsie cootie nose

Poopsie chicken biscuits … sounds cute!

Dinky bubble humpadinck …….

my name would be loopy cootiepants cool

Well, I;m.............



Loopy Gizzard-Fanny

come on the rest of you whats your funny name

pinky bubbleface

Cheeseball Banana Fanny

there you go beaky x

mine is

pinky chickenfanny

chim chim banana