whats your favorite lazy meal ?

we all have days when dont want to cook so
whats your favorite lazy meal ?
mine is an asda cottage pie.

a huge bowl of weetabix and a huge dollop of chocy spread!!!

ummmm
cheese ham and marmite toastie

NICKY wrote:

ummmm
cheese ham and marmite toastie

try it with bovril instead of marmite. loooooooooooooovely

This meal involves moving from your chair just just once....lift phone dial curry house order Sheek kebab starters (with extra green chilli,obviously),one Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi with extra green chilli,one pilau rice and one bombay potatoes. Wait 30-40 mins...knock on door nice lady there with curry in hand..my dogs try to eat it before I can....walk just 15 paces to kitchen...cut some extra fresh lettuce and onion...chuck kebabs over the top cover with fresh lemon...do a paul daniels on that lot...chuck rice,tattyies and curry on plate...30 seconds in microwave,fresh tin from fridge and retire to armchair for a considerable time or until you need to either get another tinny or have a wee wee
Alternatively...get the missus to order etc and you just possibly have to take wee wee if the timing is a bit out

There are some nice ready meals out there, but try only to eat them if in a rush.
Or like you say “don’t want to cook” but tbh id go for an omelette it don’t take long and not hard work.

But Beakys sounds the way to go!!

NICKY wrote:

ummmm
cheese ham and marmite toastie

You still have to cook the bread to make toast!!! derrrr

oi jay

Blah blah blah what ever!!

Cold cooked sausage sandwich, with mustard and marmalade spread on the bread, it sound disgusting, but gtastes devine

Finished work last night...early Friday dart (9pm) bitch rung curry ouse...I comes in,mr patel's on time....the above was performed (see previous post) next thing it was 2.30am...covered in dogs and slobber...missus slapped me awake...went to bed arose bright and early this morning....only to dash to the crapper to rip myself a new a'hole

so an enjoyable evening by all accounts then beaky boy

Absolutely bang on my friend