Paddy drags a huge box to the antiques road show in dublin.”Where did you get this?"Asks the expert, “it’s been in my loft for 40 years" replies paddy "and i think it must be some kind of family heirloom" "i see "says the expert. “Tell me do have insurance?" "No" replies paddy. “do you think I should?"" yeah" replies the expert. "Its your f***ing water tank!!"