Do you know your arse from your elbow?

Do you know your arse from your elbow?


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yes I do, my elbow is the thing I keep wacking on the door and it hurts and my arse is the thing about 36 inches off the ground that pervy old guys feel the need to tap and pinch.

14/15 for me

11/15 some funny looking elbows out there

11 / 14 for me

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11/15 some funny looking elbows out there

Were you looking in the mirror for the extra one ....

12/14 for me lol

14/15 for me

Biggest arse of all aint there:shock: .............wheres a pic of Ghost

Louby wrote:

yes I do, my elbow is the thing I keep wacking on the door and it hurts and my arse is the thing about 36 inches off the ground that pervy old guys feel the need to tap and pinch.

14/15 for me

36 inches off the ground just how tall are you...?

Blinkin eck dear...no wonder the letches try and get a grip

I am 6ft 2" with nowt on me feet.

Same as me (6ft2") and people call me scary

Blinkin eck girl your a long'un

BTW......what do you weigh and how big are yours norks

You could be on here.. ...mind you my missus is only just 5ft....makes me feel superior.....apart from when she cracks me that is

As if I am gonna answer that

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my arse is the thing about 36 inches off the ground

How many of you got a measuring tape out just to see? Bet you did Beaky

Louby wrote:

As if I am gonna answer that

Why not my dear...my ears are 3" deep and my brain is conkered...my inside leg is 35" and my chopper is about the same size as your average carrot (not the organic ones either ) so come on get out with it

Will tell you old enough

13/14 does this make me an ass expert

no just makes you an ass!