Men ONLY

So BOG OFF NICKY, LOUBY AND ALL OTHER FEMALES!!!!

It is about time we men had a thread of our own, to talk about manly things like hunting, page three girls and.....................how to get one up on the weaker sex!!!

Ok.... tit for tat thread coming up

The most difficult one is 'getting one up the weaker sex' mate....they have this power to tease yet close the garden gate when you 'arrive'

Oi bints...off our thread...its mans talk...mind you Nicky and Loub's have been spotted donning facial hair before now....(just when I thought id really pushed them to the edge....he throws another sucker punch or truth )

FYI.....ive started running already

Ar ar it's 3 against 2 now you pair off granny panty wearers...


I'm off sharpish....

Why do brides wear white ...


Cos all good kitchen appliances come in white

How many animals can you fit in a pair of tights????



2 calves, i beaver ,1 ass, 1 pussy, countless hares, and the ocasional cork .....

and a dead fish no one can ever find.....

Bring it on guys........

So, God made Adam. Adam was walking around one day and realized that he was lonely, so he asked God for a companion. God said, "I can make a woman for you. She will cook and clean and do everything you ask her to. She will wait on you hand and foot. She will be so beautiful that you won't be able to take your eyes off of her. It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg, though."
Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?

A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was argueing over the different pay scales that her women were receiving...
Fem: Okay, why are women paid less than men for doing the same job that a man does.
Neg: It says in the Bible that women are worth less than men.
Fem: Where does it say that? I don't think so.
Neg: Well, you do agree that woman was made from a rib, correct?
Fem: Yeah, so?
Neg: Well, there you have it. A rib is a cheaper cut of meat!

A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation. The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt too much. Even when they implanted the breasts in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either...."
"Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?"
"Hell no! It hurt like hell when they stuck that big forking needle in my head and sucked out all my brains and then cut my salary in half!"

Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
Walking the dog is relaxing.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?
A.made the chain too long.[/size]
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.Why do women have short feet?
So they can stand closer to the stove.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant

Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn't need cleaning yet

How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the crap out of you.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You kick her[/size] up the ass

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark![/size]

A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Why do women live longer than men?
Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking.

Women are cute and cuddly...............every man should own one.

If your wife is locked outiside the Front Door

and your dog is locked outside the back door

Both are making a hell of a racket to be let in

Which one do you let in ???



The dog, cos it will shut up once it's inside ...

Hope you can get this to work, its not on you tube get!

When you get the I player to play you can fast forward it to 0:19.30 mins it will start just after that.

Do she nags me? Yes she nags me??

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00fqhrc/The_Chris_Moyles_Show_02_12_2008/



Please say if you got it to work?

wow your threads big


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You having a dig at size on the MENS thread?

Its not the size of the wand but the magic that’s go’s with it!!

says mister 2 inch

lol right off to the ladys thread

Oooo I so want to edit your post……


You missed out my last name.. Mister 2 inch “from 10”

Can we now call you 'ivor biggon' from now on then oh great one..

you may!!

Mines only 2 inch:(
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from the floor (Ask Mrs Ghost:P )

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When you lying to you belly !!

No comment , When one has to say what thay got
they ain't got a lot

*Dave* wrote:

No comment , When one has to say what thay got
they ain't got a lot

It aint wot you got...its where you stick it

Two inch Ghost and 3cm Mac...ha ha....