Women only ....

Mpt,tpm,ptm or is it pmt Tone

Thats womens best excuse for being moody,non sensical,abusive and downright blinkin awkward ever invented

BTW....how did you know I was the 'captain' beaky....you followed my previous 'sucess'

FYI Nicky & the top heavy dwarf.....my 'operation' has been delayed....not got big enough 'facilities' they said

If we got pmt and moody,non sensual,abusive and downright blinkin awkward ever invented !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Then what the hell have you guys got then cause your nothing but

Insensitive , dis respectful, think of yourself , lazy , ignorant , and just genially a bloody moron

Not had enough coffee yet Nicky

Dunno about you but im laughing into the laptop here....im merely jesting young lady.....chill winston,chill

Bloody hell !! my keyboard actually shook then.. i thought for one minute that a tyrannosaurus rex was a comin through the bleeding living room.

soz beaky but you men are idiots
some excluded

But for I am no man dear I am the mentor of all mankind....(no wonder its in dire straits then is it )

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BTW....how did you know I was the 'captain' beaky....you followed my previous 'sucess'

Heah i've sat in the backseat alot beak's on these tinternet forum thingy's and i could name a few more aswell.... i think i've been around about as long as you mate and i don't miss much either. I don't think louby loo don't know's what she's let herself in for.. i'll say no more.

So you coming to my church this sunday laaaaaaaaaa

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I don't think louby loo don't know's what she's let herself in for..

Wot you talking about willis.

Me think he implies that I may have some experience in forum misuse

What same time as last week beaks...


Lou my mouth is sealed..

Tone wrote:

Lou my mouth is sealed..

Oh thank god for that, some peace and frigging quiet for a while!

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Me think he implies that I may have some experience in forum misuse

hmmmmm

Just nip down the M23,A23 all the way to Brighton and do yourself a favour and dive off the pier as your never going to improve are you dearest

Men may be thick,ignorant etc etc BUT women are plain dumb

arrk at mister intelligent there not

Beaky wrote:

Just nip down the M23,A23 all the way to Brighton and do yourself a favour and dive off the pier as your never going to improve are you dearest

Men may be thick,ignorant etc etc BUT women are plain dumb

Yeah we are dumb.... for putting up with you men!! am on me way to Brighton now..... *good bye cruel world*

pick me up on the way lou will ya

Damn...wasnt expecting her to dive in and have a dig before the top heavy Primordial Dwarf had her chance...folied again

Is a 'digging a big hole for ones self' emotiocon available on here Nicky

Sounds like an allround suicide pact is on the cards

beaky what would happen if i hit you over the head with a frying pan

would you actually say something interesting ???

How bigs the pan dear

Large wok or griddle pan might just 'sort' me....small cheap ones dont even touch the sides......oh you said hit me over the head with it....theres me thinking it was an all out backdoor assault

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear ' the rules '
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey.
1. You have enough clothes.
1.. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh.

Right then, I have been as insulting as is humanly possible, on the Men ONLY thread, I do not understand how any other human beings could stand for such abuse, but then it dawned on me!




Females are NOT human

no we are evil aliens from the planet Zanuesi, here to brain wash you .

Louby wrote:

no we are evil aliens from the planet Zanuesi, here to brain wash you .

But surely you need a brain of your own to do such a thing?

We have but unlike you men we keep it in a little place tucked under our skull unlike you blokes :p