Chat up lines

Ok guys and gals, what's the best and worst chat up lines you have used or heard. (I'm sure Ghost can come up with a few with all the crap he spouts over the years )


My all time fav (and has worked on the odd occasion is.....

My name is dick.........do you like it?

I was on my way back from a date one fine may evening ,
called into a chippy ' walking up the road eating me chips
i herd 'giz us one ' chip i mean , from that day to this we have been together , coming up to our 40th annaverary in Feb . cool or what

rrrr thats great dave .


I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Is it hot in here or is it you?

IF I SAID U HAD A NICE BODY WOULD YA HOLD IT AGAINST ME

as long as i have a face you have somewhere to sit

do you like pickled walnuts?
must admit not had a lot of success with it

Lol, good replies all of you!!

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as long as i have a face you have somewhere to sit

Alan, that’s the line Mac used on me, it’s not quite our 40th anniversary but we still going strong!!

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40 years is a long time wish I'd have eaten that chip sometimes or put loads of vinigar on as Carol don't like it .

do you own a boat??

because i have some spare seaman:cheers: ..............................

il get me coat

Genuine one, young guy I used to know, who had numerous girlfriends every month used to see them in a bar and simply say, do you ####, well #### off. (assuming the answer was no! )

Absolutely true

carpmanjay wrote:

do you own a boat??

because i have some spare seaman:cheers: ..............................

il get me coat

like that one