Chat up lines

So whats your best chat up line ?

What has been said to you ?

What was the funniest chat up line someone has said to you ?

my fav!

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven??

Not one for chat up lines, let my good looks do all the talking!!



Are you a true blond?….. No no don’t tell me… I will find out later!!

I look to Beaky and Mac and ask…...Are you to sisters? (yes) well where’s Cinderella then?

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

How was heaven when you left.

Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!

"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"

"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes